Firstly for all those ppl who din kno I am doing Computer Science Engineering in Canara Engg College, Benjanpadavu(or BE-JAAN-PADAVU as I lyk to call it) Mangalore.
Now tat we got that straight let me get to the topic at hand. My Experiments with Canara Engineering College Part 1 of 4. (Sorry Mr. Gandhi Hope u wont sue me with copyrights infringement).
I joined the college a bright eyed and totally blind fresher on Aug 31st 2009. It was my first tym living in a hostel, so far away from home and no more under the watchful eyes of my parents. I had tasted freedom at long last. But freedom is a double edged sword.
You know wat?? Peter Parker's uncle got it wrong. Its not only with power that responsibility comes. Freedom comes with a responsibility bigger than nethin else. Your own. Its lyk my dad always says, If you have not experienced hostel lyf, you have not experienced a major part of ur college lyf.
I was amazed by the campus, its hostel facilities, beautiful landscape and awesome infrastructure lyk everyone else who came here the first tym. Little did I know it was lyk calling “The God of Death CUTE” ( I lyk to be very dramatic sumtyms hehe).
The first week was a blur coz most of my tym was spent on trying to locate some dept in a college better suited to be used as a maze to turn students into patients (Its a good thing we don't have a medical college yet ).
By the time I finally got the hang of trying to navigate around hundreds of stairs, unlimited corridors , routes that lead to two places which look exactly the same but are not so and the so called shortcuts which end up making you land right back onto square one. Yes you guessed it. It was my own little personal Hell. It reminded me of Hogwarts, at least the staircases don’t move here (thank god for small mercies).
I'm sure the designer is laughing his head off somewhere imagining us cracking our heads about why we landed up near the toilets instead of the CAED Lab. Come on man imagine… there is one place where if you walk from the 3rd floor of a building you end up on the 2nd floor of another building. Now that’s a mystery even Sherlock, Poirot, and Mystery Inc( Scooby Doo) put together wudn’t be able to solve.
As if that was not enough by the end of the first week I had managed to single handedly experience the full force of the so called natural beauty of this place. The dreaded Acid bug. I was the first 1st year to be bitten. Got a lesion in the shape of Africa (Now don't ask me why Africa coz seriously I don't kno) which burnt lyk Hell and left a burn mark which is still visible after almost a year.
Being a mess and hostel committee member I did lodge complaint. Turned out the management was as responsive as the govt pension office. The mess is just lyk it sounds… A MESS. The food horrible, The cleaning squad aiming to be future hit and run drivers practicing with their four wheeled killing contraptions(Trolleys). Most of the bug species swimming peacefully in the water jugs and most of all cooks who havn’t tasted their own creation and who don’t seem to understand that the milk to water ratio shud be atleast 1:1 not 1: 1000.

As is that was not enough the prices in the canteen and general stores are high enough to turn ‘both’ the Ambani brothers into paupers. First half of the semester everything had been fine in the hostel (if you 4get the bug problems… we wud find an unwanted guest in our bed when we woke up in the morning) after which the the hot water came only in the afternoons (who the hell wants a hot water bath in the afternoon in the middle of summer), the cleaning staff only when we have only 5 minutes remaining to reach college( You can imagine the condition of my room… even if they clean it my room tends to remain messy…hmm there shud be a newton’s law written on it…) and the net had gone on a long vacation.(Still has after the thunderstorm).
So in short I was forced to diet (some might say I needed it), was teethed on by bugs like some chew toy (I din’t need this one no matter wat you say), was cut away from civilization (for those who din’t get it there is a reason why I call benjanpadavu as Be-Jaan-Padavu) and the thing that hurt most NO INTERNET!!! (just imagine).
Ok some of you may say that I had gone to college to study and not have fun. Well no chance of that is there?
Heres the worst part. Try understanding a person who is talking as if you had the hearing capabilities of a bat, or one that has pronunciation which would have Shakespeare rolling in his grave crying for mercy or taking down notes from one who goes on dictating like the Rajdhani Express or listening to one that is a sure cure for insomnia. Try sitting in a class where you are afraid to breathe or in one where you have to duck to avoid getting hit by paper balls zinging in from all directions ( Never sit in the first bench in such classes ur head makes a jolly good thing for target practice and you can do absolutely nothing about it atleast not when the lecturer keeps staring at you as if you were the one who started it.)
Note to people who are still in school. Better increase ur writing speed or u’ll end up with a carpel tunnel.
Ok now enough with all the bad parts ( u ppl will think I have some anti cec campaign going on…although I am relieved that I got that out).

College days are the best in your entire life. Even though all this happens I enjoy sitting in the class. Its like looking at a subject you might have learnt in school but through an entirely different angle. Learning entirely new concepts, new thoughts, new ideas. Thinking about things in an entirely different way. Nowadays when I look at a fridge or an AC it has me thinking about its working. Thinking about what if’s, imagining what might happen. I enjoy seeing a grim teacher secretly smiling at some joke the class clown cracked. There are many subjects that I enjoyed learning(not all lecturers are that bad…There are some good ones). Like Physics (I love the concepts) , C programming( those who kno me will say that it was very obvious) ,Mech Engineering( Its fun learning bout engines and stuff really and If you are reading this NP Sir lemme tell you that I really mean it. I do enjoy d way u teach.) and most of all civil (Remember the paper balls zinging part??). I found real good friends here who stick with you throughout no matter what (Even if the teacher is throwing you out or you want to plan a mass bunk).

Yesterday there was this huge thunderstorm here and we had our own little photo session. The current was not there but still we had loads of fun clicking pics and screaming when there was thunder ( not me… I love thunderstorms). Other instances like last year we had this small new year party, the whole hostel was empty except for the 1st years…(It was awesome we got this 2kg chocolate cake which ended up on our faces rather than in our stomachs.) We partied all night. The day our results came out where we were all huddled around one laptop waiting for the page to load. Other times when we go to mess and crack naughty jokes on the food or watch someone bite a chilly and run looking for water.
Well CEC is like a bit of hell and bit of heaven all rolled up nice and tyt (but I just can’t seem to decide which ones more hell or heaven). Sometimes I feel that these four years shud pass in a flash and sometimes I want it to last a little bit longer. Coz I kno in my heart that I am really gonna miss this place very badly… Also the people who made it worth trying to stretch time a little bit longer. In the far future when I travel down my memory lane I am sure to reach a marker along the way reminding me of all the good and the bad times I spent here and I am gonna remember them with a little smile on my face.
Its like how that song goes… “I’m really gonna miss this place, Am gonna miss my college days”